| Swimming |
| | Men | Women |
| | Time | | Points | | Time | | Points |
| | MT 6 Eruption | Hecht | 0:51.01 | 100 | | MT 7-10 Split | Hecht | 0:59.71 | 100 |
| | 7th Floor Crew | Pearson | 0:51.45 | 90 | | Walsh 4 Caddy Shackers | Stanford | 1:02.76 | 90 |
| | 80085 | Hecht | 0:52.34 | 80 | | PT 007 | Hecht | 1:03.10 | 80 |
| | MT 11 Skeeters | Hecht | 0:52.63 | 70 | | PT 5 Swallows | Hecht | 1:03.37 | 70 |
| | MT 8 Taxidermists | Hecht | 0:53.24 | 60 | | Penthouse Professionals | Hecht | 1:04.24 | 60 |
| | Yogurt Slingers | Hecht | 0:54.27 | 50 | | MT 9-1-1 | Hecht | 1:06.43 | 50 |
| | PT 8==D | Hecht | 0:54.41 | 40 | | Penthouse Playas | Stanford | 1:07.21 | 40 |
| | Ducks R Sick | Mahoney | 0:54.42 | 30 | | Pearson Cowgirls | Pearson | 1:07.47 | 30 |
| | Beezer | Eaton | 0:55.44 | 20 | | PT 2 Hot for U | Hecht | 1:08.08 | 20 |
| | UV Abusement Park | Univ. Vill. | 0:56.29 | 10 | | MT FivePlay | Hecht | 1:08.22 | 10 |
| | Fainting Goats | Stanford | 0:56.60 | 10 | | Ladies of Beezer | Eaton | 1:08.66 | 10 |
| | 305 Til I Die | Commuters | 0:57.44 | 10 | | RT Fourtune Cookies | Stanford | 1:09.07 | 10 |
| | Eaton ScwanZZZ | Eaton | 0:58.35 | 10 | | Double Your Pleasure | Stanford | 1:09.25 | 10 |
| | MT 1 & 2 Double the Floors | Hecht | 0:58.49 | 10 | | UnivArsity Village | Univ. Vill. | 1:09.68 | 10 |
| | PT 3 Rejects | Hecht | 0:58.64 | 10 | | RT Teasers | Stanford | 1:10.13 | 10 |
| | RT5 Dollar Footlongs | Stanford | 0:58.66 | 10 | | MT 10 Forest Rangers | Hecht | 1:11.88 | 10 |
| | Real Men of Genius | Stanford | 0:58.96 | 10 | | MT 3 Fingers | Hecht | 1:12.18 | 10 |
| | 8 Calories per Serving | Pearson | 1:00.31 | 10 | | PT 11 Carpenters | Hecht | 1:12.80 | 10 |
| | Cereal Killas | Univ. Vill. | 1:01.16 | 10 | | Merciless Housewives | Apt. Area | 1:13.47 | 10 |
| | Hooligans 5 of a Kind | Pearson | 1:01.27 | 10 | | Seven Deadly Sins | Stanford | 1:13.66 | 10 |
| | Alpha Q Construction | Stanford | 1:01.99 | 10 | | Walsh 8 Wonders of the | Stanford | 1:14.27 | 10 |
| | Legends of RT10 | Stanford | 1:02.20 | 10 | | Walsh 6 Sixty Smiles | Stanford | 1:14.96 | 10 |
| | Walsh 5 Moderately High | Stanford | 1:03.47 | 10 | | PT 9 Censored | Hecht | 1:15.90 | 10 |
| | Los Pollos Locos | Mahoney | 1:03.64 | 10 | | Las Chipoltes | Pearson | 1:16.03 | 10 |
| | Walsh 3 Comics | Stanford | 1:04.08 | 10 | | Made in Dade | Commuters | 1:17.05 | 10 |
| | Iron Mikes | Pearson | 1:04.09 | 10 | | Demolition Divas | Mahoney | 1:20.01 | 10 |
| | Born and Raised | Commuters | 1:04.81 | 10 | | RT3 Triple Play | Stanford | 1:25.43 | 10 |
| | RT12 Seconds | Stanford | 1:05.60 | 10 | | Perfect Ten | Hecht | 1:25.73 | 10 |
| | Manatees | Apt. Area | 1:06.15 | 10 | | Divine RT9 | Stanford | 1:32.61 | 10 |
| | Los Jalapenos | Pearson | 1:08.35 | 10 | | Always Eaton | Eaton | 1:37.64 | 10 |
| | MT FourRensics | Hecht | 1:21.59 | 10 | | Nutcrackers | Pearson | 1:47.63 | 10 |
| | Legion of Doom | Eaton | 1:27.33 | 10 | | Miss T's | Pearson | 2:28.47 | 10 |
| | PT 6 in the Stacks | Hecht | 1:46.20 | 10 |
| | Forfeits |
| | LRIGWOC | Univ. Vill. | -15 |
| | DTP Disturbing the Peace | Mahoney | -15 |
| | Asbestos | Apt. Area | -15 |
| | Alaskan Handymen | Apt. Area | -15 |
| | BPG & The Gang | Stanford | -15 |
| | Nation of Domination | Mahoney | -15 |
| | WT1/11 High Standards | Stanford | -15 |